“The polls don’t tell us much, let’s turn now to the degenerate gamblers to see if we can learn anything.”

The type of business news that make a WSJ subscription worthwhile

alright party’s over

Twitter has 3 modes these days: a) Mirrors are a conspiracy b) Golden age is upon us c) We are doomed Nothing in between

just to feel something

“We have a problem. We are dangerously exposed to interest-free installment loans for burritos.” “How? And please, speak as you might to a young child or a golden retriever. It wasn't brains that got me here. I can assure you of that.” “We started packaging fast-food based

There is exactly one generation that can rotate a pdf and there will never be another. The knowledge dies with us.

best update I've ever read

Tariffs_calcNEW_updatedFINALFINAL.xlsx

Every parent is a champion

I will never wrap my mind around this useless pop up

If a business has a small dish of these by the register it means the company isn’t owned by private equity yet:

One for the ages…

i regret to report twitter still has the juice

Sometimes 😅😅

'why didnt you just sell some at the top?'

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"You can just do things" is basically the same heuristic as "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" except for people who haven't been punched in the face yet.

Respect to Italy who didn’t want to participate to this