I’m making the transition from this hell site. Looking forward to seeing you all on greener pastures. pestmode.bsky.social

rt if you still have the Bernie app on your phone

What opinion would have you like this?

Lots of blue checks who are 5s in the replies

Woah no way

Neuralonk will change your mind by botched surgery

Sir, what a fine face you made

one of those Animorphs covers but it's me turning into my father

Goddamn this account is top tier comedy. So fuckin good

“I was never made to think like a cuck” lmaoooo

What if you were watching a porn and one of the actors broke the fourth wall and went:

"sir, can i ask why you're smoking THREE huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "triple jointed" *cop stops breakdancing*

Always a fear of mine that I’ll smell something good cooking and then realize it was a fart

joe pera is the answer to the perennial question, "what if an old man...was a young man"

You know when you point your eyes on a random spot and just leave them there absentmindedly? Just accidentally did that to a cops gun I'm behind in line at the weed store

Goddammit I can’t get enough of this shit!

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.