Brunch...one of the best words in the English language. Damn that word makes me happy.

Life of Privilege Explained in a $100 Race youtu.be/kyl4EJhq47A via YouTube I know I’ve had a huge head start. Let’s fight to even up the starting line.

Bill Nye just walked into the bar I'm in, pants mid-sternum height...owning it.

@MedalOf_Connor Eric Ratzlaff My life..... x.com/seinlanguage/s…

Matisyahu - One Day. Best NBA 2K song of all time...you know it's true. Connor Jensen Tyler Swartz youtu.be/WRmBChQjZPs

Had some leftover St Louis Cardinals shirts at my work, marketed them as firestarters...went like hotcakes Pittsburgh Pirates

Peyton Manning tonight.

newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh… Craig Ratzlaff

Jose Bautista went from being bad to horrible with the greatest team on earth, to a top power hitter north of the border. Tough to swallow.

If you need a miter saw, 5 Jack's pizzas for $10, lumber, tampons, a circulating saw, deodorant, Grape Nuts, and a greenhouse.....Menards.

When temperatures vary greatly day-to-day, people always say "that's (insert location) weather. Everywhere I've lived. Let's let it go.

That rug really ties the room together, does it not? m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezQLP1…

You know you've made it when someone asks, "Who are you wearing this evening?" and your name is the answer. Craig Ratzlaff

If you've had a surgery named after you, have you made it? Do people think of Tommy John as a person, or an operation? Craig Ratzlaff

William = Bill Robert = Bob James = Jim Henry = Hank Richard = Dick Call me Orville. That makes sense too.

Has anyone been through Nebraska City when 99% of the place wasn’t under construction? The Panama Canal was completed in half the time of whatever they’re doing there.

When you wake up Donald J. Trump, please put this on as a reminder of everything you do...just change the word "Madison" to "Trump." youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36…

Thank You, Cutch. From your debut at PNC Park in 2009 to your first career grand slam in 2017 and everything in between. A tip of the cap. #ThankYou22 x.com/Pirates/status…

Has anyone ever once been able to put a fitted sheet on a bed the right way the first time around? If you answer yes I know you’re lying because it’s not humanly possible. Damn things are ridiculous!