JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART IN STARBUCKS

TRYNA BETTER MYSELF TRYNA BETTER MY HEALTH BUT…

9 MORE DAYS LEFT OF KINDERGARTEN

If you don’t get better, your circumstances won’t.

IVE ONLY SAID FUCK 4 TIMES IN THE CLASSROOM THIS YEAR.

AT WHAT AGE WILL I BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO NOT LIVE WITH MY PARENTS? IM PATIENT

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MURNS. MAYBE THIS IS A LIL POLITICAL BUT ALL SPORTS SHOULD BE FREE FOR ALL CHILDREN.

HOW DO YOU ASK FOR A RAISE AT WORK?

SOMETIMES FUCKING TO THE SOUND OF YOUR NEIGHBORS BABY CRYING IS ALL IT TAKES

PESKY LIL FUCKERS Alright this is without question the wildest tweet of 2023 so far.

ONE TIME I WAS SUPER HIGH AND I ASKED THE MCDONALDS DRIVE-THROUGH PERSON IF I COULD PLACE AN ORDER FOR PICK UP. MURNS.

A PESKY LIL FUCKER IS A 6 YEAR OLD KID WITH TEENAGE SIBLINGS THAT TEACHES THEM WAY TOO MUCH

A LOT OF ARTISTS WRITE THEIR E’S BACKWARDS. NOT ME. I WRITE THEM UPSIDE-DOWN. I’LL DEMONSTRATE. E.

TOO EASY Complex GIMME SOMETHING HARDER ;) Complex Pop Culture

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