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Pert

@pertinencee

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WE BACK! NEW DAY OUT NOW EVERYWHERE! CATCH A SUMMATYPEVIBE! ampl.ink/q365E P.s. no animals were harmed in the making of this post🤣

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There’s no such thing as a blue raspberry. Yet adding blue onto the word raspberry some how perfectly describes the flavor.

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Soooo can anybody actually scrub their tongue with their toothbrush without gagging through space and time? Or is that just like a side effect of being human?

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Birds just be risking it all bro🤣 waitin’ for tha most dangerous moment possible to fly across the street 4 cm from my wheel.

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There are few things more relieving than another car pullin up behind you in the fast food line when they’re about to close.

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If tha public schooling system put in as much effort teaching me to do taxes as it did informing me that yellow light meant slow down, we’d all be in good shape.

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I’m convinced everybody has 1 favorite outfit they wear as soon as they wash clothes. Then the rest of the week jus be stringing together outfits until that 1 is clean again 🤣