|| You can't tell me shit like this and not expect me to get hella excited for you! Caroline Forbes.

|| Don't you dare. Shut up. I'm the first person you better be talking to. Caroline Forbes.

I'll be around.

[Caroline Forbes.]

Hm.

Strange request, @OscillateMercy.

Can't say I've heard that one before, @OscillateMercy.

I didn't say no, did I, @OscillateMercy? Who am I to dispute your superstitions.

[Expels a soft chuckle.] I speak for myself and my beard when I say I hope it does, @OscillateMercy.

[Feigns confusion, stroking my beard thoughtfully.] You mean, you don't think that's a good way to save leftovers, @OscillateMercy?

[Frowns.] But then you have the problem of crumbs forever being stuck in pockets, @OscillateMercy...

[Contemplates @OscillateMercy's words for a moment before delivering a nod of agreement.] I suppose you have a point.

Sounds good to me, Hιs Dαяκ Hαят. About time we started something.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, @OscillateMercy. [Shakes my head amusedly.]

[Nudges Caroline Forbes. right back.]

That doesn't sound very fair to me... [Scowls, lifting shoulders in a shrug before nudging Caroline Forbes. once again.]

Hey, Caroline Forbes.. No pouting.

Your job? [Lifts a brow questioningly.] Caroline Forbes.

A professional nudger, Caroline Forbes.? [Chuckles, shaking my head amusedly.] Sounds like an impressive career.

I suppose I'm here for a bit.