Yeah, I get it. Naimbento ang Twitter nung 2006, but the point is, need pa bang mag-tweet?

Yung Senator-elect na nakatira sa Taguig, parang yung White Lady sa Davao City. Eksakto.

Sadly, it's a complete rip-off of the song 'Chandeliers' by The Care. x.com/inquirerdotnet…

A (small) part of me is actually excited that we are going from the sublime to the ridiculous. It seems that a proud and certified flat-earther is about to head the Presidential communications office. Must order more popcorn.

Dami nilang pera a. May pa-billboard pa!

Parang oven toaster ngayon tapos mamaya uulan. Promise, nalilito na ang confused brain at kili-kili ko.

Erwin Tulfo once cussed-out DSWD Sec. Rolando Bautista (and threatened to slap him and shove his face into a toilet). Bautista is a highly decorated Lt. Gen; a combat veteran and the former Commanding General of the AFP. Now Tulfo is about to replace him. Ang sakit.

I'm pretty darn sure the SUV driver has been out of the country for a loooong time now. I hope I'm wrong.

Disoriented. Dizzy. Lightheaded. Short of breath. Yup, I've definitely caught the CAROWNER VIRUS.

With a side dish of P20/kilo rice.

So, Manila... How did you guys like tonight's traffic? #BadOldDays #ItGetsWorse

But I parking car legally so you does not charges me, opiser ser.

Today's mood.

On behalf of a grateful nation, Ma'am: Paalam at salamat sa inyong matapat at mahusay na serbisyo. SALUDO.

Representando a Leni Robredo en España. ¡Dios bendiga a Filipinas!

It's my 93TH time to scratch my head about that strange LED Billboard.

Wow, majority of the legislators wore Armani today at the SONA. They used ARMANI to pay for their outfits.

433 winners just happened to guess the correct grand lotto winning combination. The combination just happened to be a perfect arithmetic progression of multiples of 9: 09-18-27-36-45-54. 1 bettor has a 1-in-40 million chance of winning. 433 bettors just beat those odds. Wow.

When your teammate is hunched and you get sucker punched, that's AMORES When the score's not a tie, and the fists start to fly, that's AMORES Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling like boxing - "Vitor Belfort"! 'Signore 'scuzza me, lifetime ban it should be THAAAAAT'S AMORES!