It's only soccer Sunday!!! Come on boys lets have them

@MariaFowler yes before her break down!!!

If my missus mentions Christian Gray one more time, I'm going to knock fifty shades of shit out of her.

My wife sometimes ask me why I talk to myself. It's because sometimes I need expert advice.

My mrs got an imaginary friend.... ME!!!

Mr and mrs humphries :) yfrog.com/nyioxvzj

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Baby monkey... youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQ…

@tonkamonsta your teaching me these stalking technics. I knew they were wrong!

@tonkamonsta well remember this as soon as you fall a sleep I'm going to punch you right in the face!

The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Best breakfast ever... #Oriocookiemilkshake #chicken sandwich!!!

So I now realise to make an omelette you don't make them like pancakes! Two table spoons of milk TWO!!!!

Epic night in Worcester last night... Still can't stop the room spinning

Hangover part III let's do it then ;)

Pimm's in the sun... Yes please!!!

People are not mirrors. They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself.

The average couple doesn't say "I love you" until 2 months into the relationship.

Eating oily fish twice a week can help you live two years longer.

Tampons were originally designed for bullet wounds.