Global warming is wild.

Natty Bois

Wildcatter Mentality

The person on the left should not have to pay off the student loans for the person on the right.

The blind leading the blind

Is Oliva out of a job now that $SBOW esta muerta?

This message paid for by El Glizzadente para Presedente Dillon Cheverere

To people laughing at wrong answers by AI systems and presenting that as evidence that the systems are nowhere near human intelligence: Have you tried asking 10 random humans the same question?

16th green isn’t a bad view.

Is the $BKV ‘Super Core’ better or worse than $EOG ‘s ‘Double Premium’ Core of the core of the core

Long live the Carrizo EF Asset!

Some people just can’t handle dry January

Goes to NAPE. Sets Bumble radius to as small as possible “to close deals”. Spoiler alert. “Deals” were closed. Thank you 4 Seasons.

Still can’t believe we name bullshit winter storms where no production is impacted. #winterstormjett can suckon deez

Is this the next $APA Alpine High? Dear $MTDR, you can’t fool us with your “Cotton Valley Gas Bank”

It is all sunshine and rainbows until shareholders demand free cash flow.

Quadruple Premium!

Can we pretend that ICBMs in the night sky are shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now.

Elon vs Zuck

Can’t wait to hear about double premium Grok next quarter