“I left a cup of vinegar and salt. Some gasoline. Oh and some matches.”

𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍. / parody after she kills everyone at Kings Landing:

“Robert, go drink your poison.”

“Your attempts to disminish me to anything less than what I am is empty and dry, you fumbling oaf.”

“Besides. The increase of your girth has yet to slow down.” Sips her Dornish wine that Tyrion had so gracious left after the council meeting.

“I have my reasons, just as you do. However trivial you deem them to be. —the aroma of incense is a wondrous thing, is it not?” Dagger eyes flashed him

“The more pressing question is... what are /you/ going to do, my ‘King.’ Mope—yet again—about not having your way with a woman you brushed with in the midst of the night? You sit in your filth, nothing more now.”

She only hopes the ash covers The Dragon Queen ever so softly.

Time will tell.

The Queen doesn’t envy the escapade of those around her, she abhors it.

Supremacy.

She would leap out of the Red Keep for her children, without question. They are her only weakness. If she even is considered to have any weakness.

You can call me THAT bitch. open.spotify.com/track/14BPKhtT…

“Yes?“

|| I love y’all 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇. 𝑰𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶 ┊ parody, I hope you gurls are having the best time, y’all deserve so much happiness, bless! 💕💕💕

Outweighing the possibility of failure. If it shall come, woe be the one who lingers with faux triumphs that shall undoubtedly ignite her wrath.