The dinosaur noises in Jurassic Park were made from recordings of tortoise sex.

It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be asian. It’s ok to be hispanic. It’s ok to be female. It’s ok to be male. It’s ok to be gay. It’s ok to be straight. It’s ok to be YOU. 💙💚💛🧡💙💚💛🧡💙💚 BUT, it’s NEVER okay to post an entire concert on your snap story

//People I’d ship my Butters with: - Cartman - Stan - Kenny

ships.

if I started a South Park rp discord server, would anyone join.

Cartman, stop trying to get in Tweek’s pants.

╰☆☆ pιp pιrrυp ☆☆╮ ※ flipped acct // new to pip. ※ mature content // mirrored literacy. ※ ships with damien. ※ penned by #cαʟʟıσρε.

This is Butters. He is a very precious 16 year old cat. We left him in the care of a friend in Alamo Heights, San Antonio, who lost him. Please help me find him.

will give blowjobs in exchange for food.

//I think I’m just gonna give up on Butters. I can’t ever find a good, descriptive Kenny that won’t abandon me mid storyline.

//headcanon that Butters works at Peppermint Hippo.

Okay i want some smut

When bae brings you food

//You say you’re afraid of hurting me but you don’t care when I’ve spent all day crying because of you.

//If you’re afraid of hurting someone, don’t abandon them when they need you the most.

The fact that they both moved on so fast and act like I got exist is what hurts the most.

Sorry but this fandom is really cliquey. It’s like if you aren’t in this certain group of people, you don’t matter.