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NY Fashion Week has begun! The city that never sleeps is now invaded by the women that never eat.

I wonder if Miley ever wonders why Adele just stands there in a nice outfit and sings. And then rents a u-haul for her Grammys.

One good thing about govt shutdown: CNN has officially become the 24/7 People Yelling At Other People Yelling Channel.

Adorable 9-year-old boy on my flight from LA to NY told me this joke: “How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.” I had to laugh.

I think we can all agree the turkey bacon experiment was a failure.

Jim Gaffigan When an elongated fish hits your like a big pizza pie that's a moray

Walked by a shake shack with no line and didn't get anything. Where do I go to pick up healthy choice award?

When you set your clocks back an hour, why does it get dark 3 hours earlier?

Awesome Public Storage! Thanks. #HGTVNewYear

The most charming thing about snow is nothing.

We used to seek the wisdom of older people to help navigate life, now we need a 9 year old to come over everyday to help us navigate the web

Will someone please explain March Madness to me? I'm way more mad in April when my taxes are due.