And brute force won't do it.

...Huh. I don't remember the earth having a moon.

Not in my lifetime, anyway.

Perfection? It doesn't exist.

Speak of the devil.

Still here. Still the best.

Human functions are so... Eugh.

Ahhh, my beautiful babies. Have you been behaving yourselves? 🍬💫

...yeah sounds about right ANYWAY, go on. Break more things. Spread more fear. Kill more people. 🍬💫

Nice puckered facehole. It'll probably look even better with a grenade in it.

... Huh.

Oh, I am feeling GOOD.~

What is that... [Looks like he might cough something up from sheer disgust.] AWFUL noise?

GET HUGE, MANLET Link

Manlet. Definition: Derogatory colloquialism referring to one lacking masculinity and-slash-or physical stature. Manlet. Link

Ah. [Flick.] Link

[Flick.] Oh, nothing. [Flick. Flick. Flick.] Link

Please don't kill my husband.

You know, there's something very respectable in that degree of calm.

Both of my debatable "fathers" were dusty old machines. One just happened to walk around.