#RichardSherman just made it easier to say, Go #Broncos . #comeonman

What the hell is going on with the PUSCIFER official website? Hacked? crashed? Maynarded?

Is Maynard J Keenan encouraging remixes of TOOL effing TOOL tracks subliminally via PUSCIFER releases?

That's great! Nobody calls all night! Metallica gets half way through what was shaping up to be an awesome performance and BANG! #WorkSucks

Madonna.....BOO and HISS! GTF Off that stage.

"Bubbles: "Sweet Home Alabama" sucks fucking moose cocks." Preach it! Amen!

I wish Johnny Carson were still alive just to hear him say, "Macklemore." #GRAMMYs

Sorry I was just so distracted by Madonna dressed as Boss Hogg. #Grammys

lmfaooo bye! RT you: Alicia Keys and Yoko Ono. Both known for breaking things up #Grammys2014

And a special thanks to #Yoko for ruining #TheBeatles.

That's perfect #GRAMMYs, cut in on the performance of the night. Couldn't you do that when #Madonna was doing whatever it was she was doing?

And here it is, Taylor Swift's surprise face to end all surprise faces: bit.ly/1fpctmQ #GRAMMYs

#GRAMMYs = A reason to have a DVR! Could have watched the majority of that horse shit at 8X

Well... Back to my Family Guy rerun.

This Super Bowl is more fucked up than a football bat!

Looks like Jimmy Hoffa isn't the only one who was buried at MetLife Stadium. #SuperBowl 🏈

#NewWindows sucks worse than #NewCoke.

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