Until I reach the Premier League*

Watch Milan on 15 seconds 😭

"They'll go straight down" "They'll sell all their players" "Fans won't be there in a year" Can promise not a single Cov fan cares what some virgin with a footballer as a pfp thinks. Love to see so many people seethe with jealousy at a club doing so well & enjoying life #PUSB

We've had not rain for ages why are you dumping sewage into the river Nene Anglian Water cc: Environment Agency

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down. We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

ON THIS DAY 2005: Coventry City played their last ever game at Highfield Road #PUSB #CCFC

Can't wait to never be on TV next season and have some 3pm kick offs

Anyone who watched Doug King's podcast knows this is bullshit. He's still in party mode he's made contact with no one.

Coventry players could've gone on holiday on the 7th April, forfeited every game 3-0 and still would've won the league. #PUSB

You absolutely cannot be doing a bus parade for finishing second.

Since March 2017 Coventry City have had 2 managers. In the same spell Watford have had 17.

Anyone who watched Championship football could've told you he was bang average

One more record: @coventry_city are the first team to be relegated from the Premier League, fall to League Two, and return to the Premier League Bill Edgar

I bet Corbyn's furious that Polanski's come along and stolen all his fuckwits.

⚽️ Coventry are the only team in England's top divisions to have 5 players score 10+ league goals this season Haji Wright – 17 Brandon Thomas-Asante – 13 Ellis Simms – 13 Ephron Mason-Clark – 10 Victor Torp – 10 Coventry City | #PUSB

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

Having a double barrelled surname used to mean your parents both came from good families but now if just means your mother is difficult

This is the pundit who pisses Pep off every single week. His questions are unbearably pointless.

Decisions like that are why I rarely watch Premier League football anymore