I almost got fired once because the students I hired to wear Cap'nCrunch costumes at the bball game got caught smoking cigs in the breakroom

Welp, guess we're not gonna have a podcast this week 😩🤣🤪

In an automobile the cargo area is usually in the back, but they usually have a car-go area in the front as well

I cannot imagine what I would use this for but I desperately want one

I keep coming back to this tweet like it's one of my favorite songs. Absolutely top tier

I wonder how much J.D. Power himself does or if the associates are doing most of the work

why did I make this

If the US was made up of just Minnesota, Walter Mondale would have been elected president

I don't care what the song says, the Ghostbusters don't have any jurisdiction over an invisible man. That's just a guy. They aren't allowed to bust him

I just wrote the date as 1/3/2005, which is not the correct date FYI

50% of the time I see a .net website my mind says Homestar Runner dot net... "it's dot com"

Here at Stroke 9, we got our blue check the old fashioned way: - Got a job at Twitter - Put our account on the suggested follow list during onboarding - Verified ourselves - Quit

I think Twitter Blue actually democratizes the world in a really cool way because it opens up the option of actively deciding not to give Elon Musk any money to a much wider population.

Elon should pay his Twitter bill by replying to his tweets with sponsored posts for star projector night lights and tummy tea

Okay, I admit it- I put the shrimp in his cereal

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Thats what they do. They rile you up with nonsense posts just so they can call the cops on you and get you arrested. Its called "Intrapment"