⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ BATTY WHAT THE FUCK

⠀ [DRAMATIC GASP!!!] ❝OOOOOOH! I’M GONNA TELL MY MOMMY ON YOU!❞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ my little meow meow brat

⠀ >:]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ you know it’s serious when there’s more days than when the movie actually came out

⠀ [STOMPING HIS LITTLE HOOVES ALL OVER SUNNY’S MANE SIX FIGURES. THROTTLE, THROTTLE, THROTTLE.]

⠀ [TACKLES @timidusfiducia TO THE GROUND.]

⠀ ❝NOOOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU 𝘿𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙂?❞ [GLARING UP AT HER.]

⠀ ❝Unicorns don’t GIVE warnings.❞ [He declares, pointing a hoof at his poorly-made cardboard horn on his mane.] ❝Now, HOLD STILL SO I CAN *𝑭𝑹𝒀 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵 WITH MY *𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑬𝑹!❞

⠀ ❝That’s the *𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑻, doi!❞ [Sprout sneers, blonde tail flickering with tension.]

⠀ ❝Unicorns don’t grant mercy on *𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒔!❞ [He laughs evilly, clearly playing a game with the latter.]

⠀ [Oh, his beliefs are totally genuine; this isn’t just a game of make-believe in his eyes.] ❝HEY! GET BACK HERE, STUPID EARTH PONY!❞ [Sprout holds back a laugh, leaping up as he starts to chase after Hitch.]

⠀ ❝They’re just a bunch of dumb dolls, anyway. Why do you even 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 them with wings and horns?❞ [He scoffed, strolling over to investigate the figures with little concern of their condition.]

[𝖃Ʊ𝖃 𝖔𝖔𝖈. Now that baby Sprout/❛ ── 𝓢𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐛𝐞. ೄ is back, I gotta say THAT EDIT IN HIS PINNED TWEET-- HHHHH ALL THE GOOD HITCHSPROUT FEELS 😭💛❤️ 𝖃Ʊ𝖃]