This really speaks to me

Thinking about her

Chinese spy balloon… gender reveal?

did ayahuasca and realized my purpose in this life is to work for a b2b saas company

Being unemployed means cutting out breakfast and switching to Early Lunch + Late Lunch

This is like when I found out that the Star Spangled Banner has two more verses

NEET husband / neurologist wife

Me looking at those unread emails in my inbox on Monday

Covid isn’t over until Trader Joe’s brings back free samples

Does Cameo send out 1099s?

Sobbing as I re-download PagerDuty

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

22/23 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆 3️⃣-IN-A-ROW!!! 🙌

I’m sure Elon was very pleased with himself putting “from Earth” on all the tweets. It’s a solid self-own for it to show up on tweets from space that involve SpaceX.

Grant me the serenity to outlast the Succession discourse (I truly do not care about this show)

I just smoked the equivalent of 6 cigarettes and I’m still not cool :(

Careful with the turkey! He needs feeding Jack Grealish

Prescient