Source tells me Charlie is stable. Please god

all these posts about the complex, intertwined nature of the bloodlines of the seven kingdoms seem like really interesting worldbuilding, unless youre someone who plays crusader kings 3, in which case youre just like, yeah that tracks

if there’s any “terrorism” that happens on us soil now, you will never be able to convince me nor millions of other americans that it wasn’t israel and america conducting it together to rally the masses to support an insanely unpopular war.

In Texas they let you shoot your daughter for not liking the president and jail you for 10 years for being bad at catching fish

hey evwybohdy. so fuhst what make amewica gweat? numba one. white peopole. and that's what tombis jeperson always did say, and write. number two? whatever they put in capwee sun

hello i’m 84 years old and would like to purchase some food. are you ready to teach me how to use the card reader, something i’ve done every day for longer than you’ve been alive?

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

How it feels drinking three beers and clearing a plate of hot wings on a Tuesday

"gee i don't know Mr Krabs, won't the Gods get angry if we kill Lord Commander Snow?" "Yarrghh, but it be for the Watch me boy"

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

Look at my democrats dawg

chibireviews brother getting turned into a diy POÄNG armchair as we speak and this scary ass nigga sitting on the internet blocking every single person who interacted with that tweet like it's gonna unscrew edawg from the birch veneer frame

remember the young republican group chat leaks

The fat nazi who runs this website keeps trying to sneak right wing bullshit onto my timeline thinking I won’t notice

i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro

Imo, most of Team Blue totally understands Red's arguments, but they disagree with the framing or assumptions. otoh, most Red-pushers I've interacted cannot really articulate what the Blue position is. So they knock down a straw man. The replies to this post will prove it.