Tim Allen sold cocaine and then became Santa Clause. Anything is possible

Honest Abe was truly different

True love Glue Guy Sports

Didn't know Max Kellerman had bars like that

Just a lot to unpack here

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She asked me what my favorite position is. I said CEO. She said no, sexual position. I said CEO. No matter what I’m doing, I am always the CEO. And I’ve never had sex.

Honestly good recovery tho

NBA free agency started. The numbers are ABSURD. Let's compare them to the NHL. A thread...

And that’s how I met your mother.

It's officially Beer Season. Turn on the game and grab a Sam Adams Octoberfest 🤝

One thing on my mind: Beer Season.

Breakfast of champions during Beer Season.

I can’t believe my bet on a random college basketball team I’ve never watched before lost to a different random college basketball team I’ve never watched before. This is March.

Drunk texting your ex: A tradition unlike any other 🤝

You and yours vs. me and mine ✍️