“launching an OnlyFans career” I think the FBI should check y’all’s phones actually.

call me crazy but being a absurdly wealthy shouldn’t give you VIP access to the government

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

ESPN gives Arizona State some more bulletin board material.

It is another planet. The Boomers got what they wanted out of the earth, burned half of it to the ground, and added an entrance fee to the rest of it.

this is killing me baddddd

You were at the mall. Blue was on a red carpet. Please wrap this up.

I've never once considered changing my last name and now I'm all like "ohh this future new last name has a cute little ring to it". Disgusting. Truly.

Shoutout my buddy Luigi for hitting the local gym with me on December 4th from 6:00am to 12:00pm great chest day

This meme from 2016 has aged perfectly

One of my favorite movie moments this year was sitting in the theater during this scene and realizing that the marketing had managed to hide what the entire third act of this movie would be.

It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON

I have no interest in being on this app anymore and I have no interest in adding a new app in its place. GGs in the chat.

I came back here to say that even though I will not be doing another countdown, it appears a new hero has risen amongst us.

I wish people understood that the bigger issue here is the disregard to player privacy. It's not just about a prank call. It's about player information not being secured.

Back for the vibes...for now.