Posting pic of me freeing accident victim trapped under a car solely with the strength of my erect penis and getting one comment “mother”

Saying your pussy is tighter than Nicole Kidman’s face is so pathologically on point

I couldn’t convince anyone in my current life to go see Eraserhead on a big screen w me and that’s really inspiring change

Thanks for this reminder

Busta Rhymesaissance

My porn laundry name is Hot Maxfill

Barfed during brunch at Bubble Butt Beach

My boss “you’re late again” Me

Nordstrom to me

Took Ozempic to lose a couple lbs then noticed I was weirdly starting to abandon the 10 fetters and still the fires that keep the process of rebirth going like bitch ok

Want to go to a hidden magical world parallel to our own and chain smoke and litter

Thinking of him

AI gonna fuck it’s mother and kill it’s father or naw

My AI will burn down an entire city street if it doesn’t get its little cock and ball torture

Old man pussy summer