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It’s been ages since I’ve been on here. Probably because I never have anything clever to say 😅

As I sleep in and don’t worry about homeschooling I’m continually grateful I share a house with pets and not kids

My roommates probably think I’m dead but my lazy ass is just playing Animal Crossing in the dark because I haven’t turned my light on all day

In all fairness, he's also a terrible human being in his own right. wapo.st/39MmaOf

I guess I’ll play something other than #AnimalCrossingNH and jump on #borderlands3 with my brother

My mom says my Instagram doesn’t look good for dating. Too many cats and crafts. You’re right. I should post far less of my interests and far more of my face. That will attract the type of people I want to date for sure

Get yourself together

Got my first lewd response on a dating app. Don’t tell me your plans for the day are playing Breath of the Wild and masturbating. Everything I ever say from that point forward will be facts and opinions about Zelda games and trivia until you stop talking to me. #sorrynotsorry #ew

I feel like I should take rock climbing and yoga off my dating profile. It’s giving people the wrong impression, like I do those things more than playing video games.

Revamped my entire twitch - I'll be streaming starting tomorrow😬

Did my first stream in three years yesterday. Gotta get things set back up properly

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Accurate

I’m actually getting people following me on on a platform and it might get taken down? 🙄 I live in Canada now according to my phone

I’ll forever stand by the fact that meal prep is just creating leftovers that seem appealing

Live working on more cosplay stuff! Twitch.tv/pirateweeench instagram.com/p/BUqLN5KBu_U/

Stream schedule will be changing this month! twitch.tv/pirateweeench/…

Finished up the logo on some nerf guns! Now to post them for sale! #nerf #n7 #masseffect #prop instagram.com/p/BVF6ml5hHpC/