My professor asked me to bring my 7 week old kitten to class. He learned a lot about poetry!

Thanks for all the positivity, Andrew Whyment. It's been VERY nice having you around 😊 #ImACeleb

It’s bring your dog to workout day.

“how’s self quarantine going?”

Quarantine day 6.

Friends: What will you do with all your time in quarantine? Me: Probably go bowling with my cat. Friends: But you're not really allowed to go out of the house, and cats don't know how to bowl anyway. Me:

The winner of the #Eurovision Song Contest 2021 is...ITALY! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Rock’n’roll never dies, tonight we made history. We love u. Eurovision Song Contest #EUROVISION

"do you remember?" Me:

8 yr old me after coming home for some water and my mom didn't let me go back outside

I told you not to tickle me