Has England’s whinger in chief Piers Morgan had a moan yet about the “cheating” Sri Lankans? Or have the hilarious events of last night forced recognition that it’s time the Pommy batsmen read the rule book properly

Could be a rough few days at home. Well done the Bays

Define irony, swans fans complaining about goal review

Swans making great use so far of their AFL incompetence wildcard in this scintillating Friday night blockbuster

This tedious rubbish is a great advertisement for the SANFL

What a beauty! 😍
Did you know ❓ Female red-tailed cockatoos have these gorgeous patches of yellow on their head and neck.

📷 Keeper Karis

Who gives a shit round off to an absolute flier tonight who knows what excitement the next two days holds #getadogupyaafl

UP YOURS AFL

Currently playing Yahtzee but it sounds like a total humdinger at the ‘G tonight, home of grand final
football til 2096 thanks to those afl house jerks #whogivesashitround

Only five minutes until the start of the AFL’s who gives a shit round

Gracias a Dios

On the upside the afl’s “thrilling”
final round has been largely cruelled by their own incompetence, so we’ve got that to cling to. And well done West Coast

Abridged version of Gil presser: oops a daisy. AFL amateur hour

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The usual valid argument that we were shit for the first three quarters doesn’t apply tonight either. Because we had a killer last quarter and actually won.

So like the missed Dawson free against the pies do we get another fucking apology from the afl on Monday for that goal decision? Why do we even have technology if we don’t use it. And let’s remember - utmost respect for the umps at all times. They deserve it.

Great tribute here to a great south Australian and grass roots footy champion.

Just lying here praying channel nine announce up next Driving Miss Daisy

God this woman is wonderful. I want to make her cups of tea and cower appropriately when she looks in my direction. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Even by the exalted egotist standards of England’s sook-in chief Piers Morgan, writing a column about what his “great friend” Shane Warne would have thought of the 2nd Test is something else. Piers’ other great friend Princess Di apparently upset with the stumping too