crypto is crazy because youll see a guy who you know has a net worth higher than most hedge fund managers and he'll be posting videos like this and the caption is something like "just committed rape on the blockchain"

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“If you read this you are gay lmao”

Steve B Men be like "I have 9 figs" and then it's $102,013,284 😂🫵

btc near all time highs and people having gunfights in the street for $40,000 Hyperliquid

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dpg Fentanyl

Eclipse has received zero user reports of downtime from the AWS outage. To be clear, the chain is definitely down, there's just no one using it.

.jesse.base.eth fuck you and fuck base.

In times like this it’s good to remember that crypto has zero underlying value and you’re trying to make money trading ponzi schemes back and forth with one another Hyperliquid

V bottom, ATH this month + AltSzn

Crypto Ricardo You do understand what I do for a living? I literally make decentralized central banks and rebuilt Wallstreet on a blockchain

she took the fucking kids from the depths - Newsy Johnson

you met me in a rather illiquid period of my life

me after becoming a billionaire from a so called blockchain that no one uses

Below 50k i join ICE

coinbase commercial was my 13th reason

Just a quick warning, fella at work reckons we’re going to lose gravity for 7 seconds on the 14th of August, resulting in 40 million deaths, doesn’t sound great tbh.