I love period accuracy, but I also love glamour. So what to do when filming a medieval story? The answer came to me in a flash: go ahead and use mascara!

If I’m in the kitchen and drop a piece of food, I yell to the dog, CLEAN UP ON AISLE YOU!!! and I think she likes it just as much as I do

Watching a Muppet Christmas Carol and realized Scrooge basically goes through EMDR THERAPY and that is how he is able to heal the trauma of his past, show himself compassion and feel hope again! GOD BLESS US EVERY ONE!!!

More like SCAM Bankman-Fried amiright?!

If you are in line to “catch up w/me after the holidays” stay in line!!!

On aging: your “fat pants” become your pants and your “emergency Advil” becomes your daily multivitamin.

Ur Forties, a profile of aging.

If you just smoked and are having trouble remembering how strains of weed usually affect you: sativa makes you feel ANXIOUS, indica makes you feel DEPRESSED

RIP rock star Jeff Beck! Sending prayers to your rock star son, Beck Beck 🎸 💕 🙏

Just had my first nightmare about my car! This, even more than having a crystal guy or raising bees makes me feel like I’m a real Angeleno now!!

If Elon Musk can afford to lose $200 billion in a single year, he can afford a wealth tax.

All the pet adoption IG’s I follow have stories on dogs who found furever homes and their new names stink. “Pepper, now Stacey” or “Jacque, now Arya”…I am offering my services as a dog namer b/c frankly, the world needs it!

Actors know this: US elevator= UK lift, US sweater=UK jumper, US TJ Maxxinista = UK TK Maxxess of Fashion

“Umami” is pronounced like “Ummm, Amy?” You’re welcome!

Anyone ever figure out WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?

The Last Of Us dares to ask the question, “What if you survived the plague only to end up in Boston?”

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