My mind is like my internet browser. 19 tabs open. 3 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Me: I’m actually happy right now Life: LOL, one sec.

I have two moods: -Sleep is for the weak -Sleep for a week

Small nonprofits - we got this 💪🙌! #NationalNonprofitDay #MakeADifference

After Corona's owner invests billions in Canadian weed, get ready for cannabis beer cbc.ca/1.4789545

Men went after a woman for her purse, containing $75K. She fought back. dlvr.it/QgLFDy

I need to fight stage 3 cancer. gofundme.com/i-need-to-figh…

Water main leak corners of bowman and denny, Bath, Maine

Wish I had a boat to float!

September is #DystoniaAwarenessMonth. How many questions can you answer about this lesser-known movement disorder that can also be a symptom of Parkinson's? bddy.me/2MCBXUc #Dystonia

Did you see Owl the 2-month-old bunny on WGME's Furever Friend this morning? Could he be cuter? (No, we think not.) We have 10 bunnies up for adoption right now, including Owl and his two siblings! bit.ly/2RfHuqT Thanks for having us, WGME CBS … bit.ly/2RfHuqT

I love sweatshirt season. Am I wearing a bra? Who knows. Am I wearing what I wore to bed underneath it? Maybe.

The Portland Press Herald/Maine Sunday Telegram will no longer publish local, freelance-written reviews of books about Maine, set in Maine, or written by Maine authors. Retweet this if you're from Maine (or even if you're not). Tell the paper DON'T DO THIS.

200% sure that all of my friends have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am.

What do you think of the mysterious ice disk?! 🧐👩🏻‍🔬 Even the scientists are stumped! Photo by Colin Chase / Appleton Images.

My dad is vacuuming while chewing sunflower seeds and he’s spitting them out right in front of the vacuum to clean them up as he goes. I have so much still to learn from this man that gave me life.

I’m actually not really funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or won't text me back

Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell “I’M JUST COOKING!!!”

I may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.