I repeat: He’s 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐎.

• You and David Beckham walk on the Copacabana for 10 minutes, who would get the most attention? 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: “Both not being famous? Me, 100%. His face is beautiful, the rest is normal. But I am not normal, I am perfect."

Haven’t watched the actual interview, but surely some of these quotes just aren’t real. I mean, SURELY…

"Eles [árbitros] fazem tantos protestos, deveriam rever um pouco o trabalho deles também" — Gabriel Batista, GR do Santa Clara

buto 🇵🇸 Bois Caïman 🇭🇹🇨🇼 He's the one guy you can't blame the club for, just not a serious individual

Aquela lufada de ar fresco com rugido a hipocrisia.

There is nothing that pisses me off more then the waiter who tries to play hero ball and refuses to write down your order and then fucks it up

The loving side of King Von

Kinda shit first semester dropouts post right before falling for a crypto scam

FC Porto Esse moura que vá para a puta da mãe dele, gajo fraco.

Game so comical that TNT Sports was showing a man in the crowd laying out 50 pieces of Iberico Ham.

Only support the stadium

This GIF is too funny😭😭😭7th minute against Levante at home and this guy is moving like he’s missed a tap in a UCL final

He was crashing out after missing a chance to score his 6th goal of the game 😂😂 he’s not normal

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Borja passa a bola” “Borja corre” “Borja precisamos de marcar” “Borja chuta por favor” Borja:

"[...] mas aqui estamos, caralho! O Porto está de volta!" — Gabri Veiga

Eu votava nele. E vocês?