That moment when you proudly present the Marty's card you've kept up w for 2 years only to find it's 2020 & that's not a thing anymore 🤓

PSA: talking on speaker phone in public places ain't a good look

Hey, rain? If you could just like, not do your thing for a min my dog's bowels would really appreciate it

Talkin' shop

Out of ALL the available seating in Parkside please don't sit 4 feet away from my obviously sequestered spot

He's not the inspirational speaker we need, but the one we deserve reddit.com/r/WTF/comments…

This is the exact opposite of the week Pokémon Go came out.

I wish I could go back to the days where I complained about how long it took me to get ready to go out and say, "you're gonna miss this"

Hey, I drew this! Go get you a growler, ya dinguses

well it's sold out so nevermind :)

I MISS MY FRIENDS AND Druid City Brewing

DUDE, yes. Wish I could see it for the first time all over again

too many lawyers and not enough chefs

Koolaids flavors I'm glad I drank: 1. Squatty Potty 2. Chacos 3. Weighted blanket

📚Teachers, Professors, Educators!📚 Starting today you can get FREE hand sanitizer for you, your students and fellow staff! Know an educator? Retweet this post and tag them so they won't miss out 👍

Pardon me, Stacey Abrams, I would like to sign Alabama up for ALL of your classes. Thanks.

Y'all know you should be wearing masks at drivethru windows too right?

Do you like plants? Roll tiding? Fantastic Mr. Fox? Well you should buy a t-shirt about it! Here's how: native-cicada.creator-spring.com

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