hahahahahh I come back here for a moment and I find this 😂

I thought that speculation and speculum meant the same thing. I dismissed something as "pure speculum" in a business meeting and everyone collapsed laughing.

Hey all, out of character tweet for me. As I’m graduating from college in May, I’m hunting a full time gig in sports media. I’ve got a depth of experiences & skills in the sports media world. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated. Full portfolio: zacharycarey.com

The earliest record for all snow in Scotland disappearing is 23rd August, which happened in 2003. If significant falls of fresh snow do not occur in the next four weeks or so then that early date will be trounced this summer. I have never seen the hills so denuded of snow in mid

A colloquial Italian phrase for telling someone to fuck off, from Tuscany, is una barca in culo con i remi aperti. It means “go stick a boat up your ass with the oars out” * you’re most likely to hear this when two people are having an especially bad row

It’s time. The cigarette has been lit and the Barkley 2025 is now underway! I’m not at Frozen Head this year but will be watching via Keith Twitter feed. Remember the Barkley is invisible. You don’t see anything. This is about the runners, by themselves, against all that

liz kendall says these benefit cuts will save the govt £5bn by 2030. billionaire jim ratcliffe avoided a £4bn tax bill by changing his tax domicile from hampshire to monaco. politics!

Parenting life is messaging apologies to the teacher u were going to see about a sports event , bcs you're pretty sure you've got the D and V bug which is taking all the kids down. To receive a reply saying the teacher is also down with the bug It's gonna be a fun 24hrs

Drum & Bass On The Bike is back in the capital LONDON this coming SUNDAY, 23RD MARCH starting from 14:00HRS at the WELLINGTON ARCH, W1J 7JZ so TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND!

Anyone fancy a Wander from The Beehive in Whitfield to the Bulls Head in Old Glossop, using medieval tracks, via a Saxon cross, stones, Roman roads, Tudor settlements, and taking in all kinds of archaeology & history? Sunday 30th March - tickets here: eventbrite.co.uk/e/bees-to-bull…

Am concerned when high-profile interventions in tremendously contentious, multi-layered contexts spring almost overnight from politicians who, as in this case, have known for yrs abt the issues dramatized but done NOTHING meaningful We seem never to learn variety.com/2025/tv/global…

Hello. Here's a thread about income tax and geography that I had to spend a few hours checking just now because I didn't believe it. But I think it's right.

Just cancelled my Calm subscription. Predict a Total mental fritz and hormonal storm in the next forty days ...

In what world did getting a new carpet , then having a 4 year-old, an 8yr old and a 10yr old eat meals in the room , seem like a good plan? 😖

Full-on day out yday , which began with realising I'd forgotten to pack my fell shoes. Thankfully passed a decathlon and bought some surprisingly decent trail shoes. Amazing weather in the Howgills, hardly saw a soul. Tan lines coming along nicely

I wish the BBC, ITV and C4 news would open with this every time he is mentioned or interviewed.

Lots of balloons knocking about the farm recently. So time again for a repost of this drawing I’ve done #Brownksy

I’ve been reading up on the new Pope’s city of origin and apparently someone in Chicago gets stabbed every 17 minutes. I hope the Pope does something to help that poor guy

There's also a category of film titles that are misleading because they suggest they might be porn but actually aren't. For example... Chitty Chitty Bang Bang The Harder They Come Inside Llewyn Davis Fire Down Below Deep Impact Fists of Fury Pocahontas Silver Lode Octopussy Big

I am of the firm belief that not ALL businesses should decorate for Le Tour. #TDF2025