Just hit the big 70,000 word count

Been asked to write a quote for a shoot with 6 models and a studio hire hahaha I’m so scared to tell them the cost 🥲

My professional veneer cracks a little every time a client asks if I can take a photo with no shadow.

Using tarot cards to communicate with my cat about her emotions is the most Maya thing I’ve done all year

Saw a black stag while back in holmfirth, he was absolutely beautiful, prancing through the bluebell meadow and so close to us

Novel research got me watching a video of a Gaelic speaking border collie at 12.26am

Oh Christ it’s my hen do next weekend and I have no idea what’s happening. All i can imagine is some hippie commune in the moors

not even trying to be happy today

Hen do tomorrow - I’ve had 3 different people text me to make sure I bring blister plasters? What are we doing!?

NEW TITLE! On 18 September Confingo will publish Maya Sharp's debut novel - The Garden. 'It starts with the earth, with the bones that rest beneath the surface, and it ends the same way.' Available to pre-order for the special price of £7 (plus p&p): confingopublishing.uk/shop

Drunk texting all my eu friends if they want to cook traditional meals for me to photograph, the cycle never ends

Got the last minute are you free call for Friday thank god it was all starting to get a little yellow wallpaper over here

4 chapters into a wip experiment and so far my characters have had a cup of tea in every single one

Had a bridal make up consultation at John Lewis today, and within 30 seconds my lady made a Fred west joke and I knew I was in good hands.

Think I might switch things up and write a happy ending, hmm

Pushing a trolley of dead turkeys up a hill

On 18 September Confingo will publish The Garden, Maya Sharp's eagerly awaited debut novel. 'Fascinated by folklore, [Sharp's] writing always hinges on the fantastical and the terrible.' Available to pre-order for the special price of £7 (plus p&p): confingopublishing.uk/shop

Vampires ?

Always listen to hippies