Firefighters be so FIONE😩😍

I want a low-key life filled with love, luxury, and lingerie.

I not sharing my man cuz my man will never have to share me💯

Today is a great day for sushi😋

If I’m dismissive, it’s just self care.

Some of y’all never had to battle it out with a mail carrier for a Turboman toy and it shows.

Every time someone has “resurfaced tweets” it makes me pray even harder that y’all don’t figure out how to pull up old MySpace posts😭

Arguing about *Nsync at 5 in the morning wasn’t on my bingo card but here we are. IM WILLING TO 💀ON THIS HILL😂

A wise prophet named Ciara once said, “Just because you drive a Benz I’M NOT GOING HOME WITH YOU.”

Nothing better than the chemical aroma of a clean bathroom 🥰

Are these good gifts? Which ones would you want/buy for ya man on Valentine’s Day?

Nobody: My son: “lemme give you a hug then ima go take a dump.” Motherhood is so GHETTO😭💀

About to make meatloaf for the first time, and I’m so excited! What level of WASHED is this😭🤣

The only way Justin Fo Shizz Timberlake is getting any of my money is if it’s with *NSYNC🤷🏾‍♀️

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Nobody: My son: HOLD ON, I GOTTA FART!!! *runs out of room mid sentence* Parenthood is GHETTO😩😩😩

I know I’m an adult because now I like all the food cartoons said were nasty….anchovies, beets, oysters😂

Me going to therapy really be saving yall Mom from having to answer “who did the body.”😮‍💨