(Let me assure you: Pearlito is all here. I am also all there. And all everywhere. In fact, I am capable of traveling through at least 11 dimensions.)

(Log off.) x.com/FreeAnnaDelvey…

Dre Joe Rogan 🐨 Tom Pearlito @TheEyeballPear Norm Deguere Kaos Agent 🌹 Arthur Schwartz *foaming at the mouth* LICK THE PEAR LICK THE PEAR LICK THE PEAR

(You, foolish and naive): "Marvel's Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time." (Me, wise and a pear):

@Cooljohn18 Machined Surfaces Pearlito Discourse Potato @MGraham124 @BreakBreadLines @a_medium_lord Tom @mcyost.bsky.social James Towner @Ocasio2018 Lick the pear

(Correct. Send them to me, instead.) x.com/TheEyeballPear…

Allie 🌻 Sen. Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders absolutely does.

(Life is suffering. This pear exists to lick and be licked.)

(Feeling cute, might delete this later.)

For those of you who don't know, @mcyost.bsky.social and @TheEyeballPear reproduced and had twins, RIP Pearlet and Pearlito. Please just follow all of them because I have no idea what is happening anymore and the drama is good.

(This injustice will not stand.) x.com/PearOffspring/…

@TheEyeballPear ℓαυяεη™👽☭Ⓐ Carlo @Matt_Read_NZ Socialists hate Dems more than Germans Hated Jews (Something strange has happened to Pearlito.)

(Being a far-left progressive means not being bothered that 30 million people don't have health insurance. Pearlito is learning so much about politics.)