Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks

You guys can pay me to start those for you

I do not litter. I will carry my trash until I find a proper dustbin or dumpsite.

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.

Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime

Can anybody SPELL the sound this makes?? 😭😭

just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

Colorful roses

Me: why should I use your dish soap Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck Me: ok well how does it do on dishes? Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

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“your 20s are for—“ enough my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 6th grade and realizing that actually 12 year old me was kinda onto something