Ha! She's desperate.

I am a gem of many talents. A dedication to fact is just one of them.

No! Rose didn't HAVE a lion!

Well, yes. What other option do we have? Keep her outside on a leash? *laughs* Ha ha... Hmm...

Is water just hydrogen and oxygen "mashed together"?

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE!?

Rose made me feel... like I was everything.

AMETHYST, NO ROUGHHOUSING! YOU'LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK!!

All that matters is that Steven is happy.

Oh, how do I put this? All Gems aren't necessarily... good.

Peridot, if you can get the magnetron out of that microwave, we'll have everything we need... except for the drill head.

*takes the power drill* You're holding it upside down. *hands the drill back*

Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly.

This just goes to show that you should always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst.

I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean often.

Why does it have to be dinner?

They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!

Amethyst, really, this is no time to be fooling around.

It's fine, it's fine, we'll build it bigger, stronger, we'll add SEATBELTS!