I would’ve only tried to dye my hair with real bleach once 😔

Sincerely a victim of the being masculine allegations

The iPad mini is so compact and cute, I want one >.<

If only I had a paypig, I would not have tweeted that last twote

I felt embarrassed by that last tweet so I said that other thing, don’t worry about it.

I only came back again to say that i am real and pay pigs exist.

Keep in mind I do be lying so I’m not that real but considerably honest

The videos on tik tok where girls are like let me put you on its day two of receiving money on cash app-those are my favorite videos *starts requesting money from them*

“I used to sneak out and sleep with older men” -oop tea

Take it right out the bank like I stole it

I want to market my personal purchases as business expenses

Move your threads to threads and make your Twitter post

These post are just totally clickable not clickbait every single time— I like them

I might need to shave my legs if I want to look at my tattoo again idk

Eleven twice treasurer

Who knew sheet masks fade in color once applied for ample amount of time

Their panties are pulled all the way up, if they had any on.

*sends 78 more* just in case

Delusionally dressing like a model until I become one-just realized today lol.

Shazam is like the music finder of let me record a new ringtone