Good morning! Recess today. Chase your happy.

Draco Malfoy is a butthead

*in Miranda Sings voice* 21 followers! That's basically everyone there is!

Can someone please help me get to New York? Asking for a friend

Someone just told me he hates Hamilton.......

No matter how bad your day is going, just remember you didn't fall off a stage dressed as a house 💞

Can we just talk about how amazing Auli’i Cravalho was at the oscars????? 👏🏻😭👏🏻😭👏🏻😭👏🏻😭👏🏻😭👏🏻😭👏🏻😭

I said a joke I thought it was funny Then I dicovered I didn't make it up...

Emailing broadway right now playbill.com/article/how-di…

So here's a tutorial on how to look like me if anyone's interested

I've requested a #LukeEvansReminder for #BeautyandtheBeast's opening week! 🌹 Get your own now! cards.twitter.com/cards/qfd92l/3…

My food baby was conceived at buffalo Luke's today 😋😋😋

My brother: I don't think I've ever seen you without makeup...... are you really that ugly?

Hey guys. I'm abandoning my twitter account GOT YOU YOU WERE SO SCARED RIGHT? Right? Guys?

When you get mostly As but then you got one C

I come from a family of many really good tweeters and I feel like I'm a disappointment to them.

Why do I have way more followers now than I did when I ACTUALLY used this account???

((PleaSe don’t read any of my past tweets k thanks bye))

Question of the day:: why do I keep getting followers?