It’s gonna be a good year

No Context Brits Expectations v Reality 🤣

If Enzo Fernández makes his debut against Fulham tonight, we'll give away an Enzo Fernández #Chelsea shirt of your choice! 🇦🇷 To enter: 🔹 Follow @MidniteFtbl & Absolute Chelsea 🔹 Retweet this post #AD / Winner announced on 06/02 at 6.15pm [UK]. Good luck! 💙

. Massimo Update for the oak seeds It didn't work they were dry I think and didn't sprout It did work for this plant I have 2 small ones Have a nice Sunday

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Thoughts on the opening 15 minutes, Blues? / #CHEEVE

How Chelsea have still not had an All or nothing documentary is crazy. We're easily the most entertaining club in the world this is pure cinema every year.

Im at a public event and a child just asked me if i lost a tooth

I am their worst nightmare

TAKING OVER MADRID. 🔵⚪️ #CFC #AWAYDAYS #UCL

💙 To celebrate the launch of #ataFREE, we are giving away one 2022/23 #Chelsea shirt of your choice - with a name and number. To enter: 🔹 Follow Absolute Chelsea & @atafball 🔹 RT this post #AD / Winner announced on 23/04 at 6pm [UK]. Good luck!

8. Johnson ends his political career - for now - as he spent so much of it: by smearing our institutions & trashing our politics. On the bright side, we at least have an epitaph for his Shakespeare book: "Nothing in his political life became him like the leaving of it". [ENDS]

“If you’ve got to persuade them to help carry the bricks, they aren’t the ones to build with.”

Night like this shows Fabrizio's importance people don't value. Some big journalists aren't interested in hour to hour update which is priceless. Imagine if Fab didn't provide update, that "United pull out" story will run for two more days. It's damaging. Fab deserves respect.

Blacklist I say no.

'You called me Dave, I'll always call you home 💙' 🥺 Cesar Azpilicueta on Instagram:

Over the past couple of days, the American delegation has gone from door to door in Nuuk, Greenland, to ask LITERALLY EVERYONE if they wanted a visit from Vance's wife, Usha. They didn't find a single person who would let her in. This is why the trip was really cancelled! 🤣🇬🇱💪