1) Tie balloons to your vehicle 2) Drive fast on the motorway 3) Laugh like a crazy person as you look at passers by😆

I fucking hate apple. It's that simple. They are a piece of shit company.

RT City of Sandy, OR: SANDY FIRE DISTRICT'S BURN BAN THAT INCLUDES THE USE OF FIREWORKS, EFFECTIVE JULY 1ST fb.me/3Kj4EScV4

The idea that Portland is 'car free and care free' is totally ludicrous and a complete lie

If I ran a Burger King, and the fryer died every time it got warm outside, I'd be fired. #trimet

That would be something else, if #Oregon, #Washington and #BritishColumbia got together and built a #Maglev #train. PDX/SEA/YVR only stops.

RT NYPD 112th Precinct: I would NOT suggest purchasing this cell phone case, which was designed to look like a firearm. pic.x.com/ovZEdM2Dft

Portland Fireworks: chief announces new number to report illegal fireworks: 503-823-BOOM. Will get extra staffing this year.

#BREAKING from Portland Fire & Rescue: Burn ban is in effect, but legal fireworks can be used over pavement with water handy.

I am tired

Oh and by the way...please be nice to your cashiers, people. We really do appreciate the respect...

Almost time for lunch to be over... :(

"[America is] a suburban dad picking mail up before having a heart attack he cant afford while sprinklers jet water onto his perfect lawn"

Ron @itsmikebivins @justrmor ride the 72 bus to see what Portland is really like.

Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Why should I even fucking bother giving a fuck.

Best. Facepalm. Ever. RT Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER: Joker hand-mask boingboing.net/2015/07/07/jok…