Here we go again

Call that nigga Regigigas the way he slow start

If we're lucky we will all be Nintendo subsidiaries by Friday

Mother of my niece won't get me a Baja Blast. Betrayal can only come from those closest

This is really cool but also at the same time unsettlingly evil

The second MF's could watch titties on their phone shit hit the fan

Oh good! I thought I was autistic but it turns out I'm just a mathematician!

Repost this every time it comes across my feed. Genuinely love this video

I be calling my Roomba "boy" like I'm Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained

Been crackin Diet Coke with Lime all day now my tummy bubblin Alexa play One Last Breath

If you didn’t know this was a seal you’d assume you were watching some terrible awful snuff film

> 8 bedrooms 1 bath >Stinkys Bar and Grill Iowa sounds like hell

Man arrested for painting sidewalks after the city ignored repeated vehicle collisions with pedestrians.