It’s time to come clean. My new design is the result of an illegitimate relationship between FlyPDX and Orlando International Airport. There. I said it. Please love me 🥹

Be still my beating heart….

PDXAirportCarpet Portland Trail Blazers We all knew you were trying to hide something, new jerseys are fire!

Preach!

The Rizzard of Oz 🏁🐍 Rule 1. The print is transcendental, it can be applied anywhere with equal effectiveness, PDX carpet can do no wrong. Rule 2. There is only one rule. What do you want us to do here? Hands are tied 🤷🤷🤷 you gotta buy a jersey

Is this even a real question? 🔥🔥🔥

Aaaahhhh….memories ❤️

I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES IN FRED MEYER ... ALL MY YEARS OF BEGGING FOR A PDX CARPET EDITION HAS FINALLY PAID OFF 😭🥹

Any of you other airports have an @nba Jersey paying tribute to you? Just me? Cool…FlyPDX Sacramento International Airport (SMF) LAX Airport Orlando International Airport John Wayne Airport Bush Intercontinental Airport LaGuardia Airport: Rated Best Airport in its Class FlyLouisville (SDF) Seattle-Tacoma Intl. Airport San Francisco International Airport (SFO) ✈️ STL Airport Atlanta Airport Miami Int'l Airport DFW Airport Dulles Airport (IAD) Reagan Airport O'Hare Intl. Airport Portland Trail Blazers

Legendary 💯

This should be done league wide, NBA

I tried to tell ya. I’m legendary. Even the G.O.A.T thinks so!!! 🔥🔥🔥

C’mon Kev!! Put some respec’ on my name!

After this latest round of holiday travel, I’m more convinced than ever that a lot of you don’t care enough about personal hygiene. Take a bath. Brush your teeth. Wash your junk. Have some PRIDE!! FlyPDX #stink #stank #stunk #smellycat #whataretheyfeedingyou #bathe #clean #wash

To all the haters of my Portland Trail Blazers jersey… Curses aren’t real. Don’t be a jealous bitch. I’m iconic. Carry on. (Not gonna lie; I was a little worried. I saw what happened to the Red Sox when they got rid of Babe Ruth. Curses might be real, actually)

That’a boy, Nicolas 🤘🏼

Patrick Beverly is a douche but this is legendary stuff.

I may look innocent, but I’m definitely more of a shag carpet, if ya know what I’m sayin’ 🤷🏻‍♂️💦

Ladies….if you’re gonna sit on me as you wait for your flight, please pay special attention to…..areas…..beforehand. ‘Preciate ya 🤢

Call me conceited if you’d like, but I’m fucking sexy 🔥🔥🔥 FlyPDX