Is Dave Able or is Dave Not Able #shambles

RUMOURS have it Dave is not Able.. he puts balls back in the bag. #clown 🤡

Taking bets for the third draw - Hemsworth vs West Bretton 1/1 Frickely vs Garforth 1/1 Frickely vs Hemsworth. 14/1 West Bretton vs Frickley 50/1 Garforth vs Hemsworth. 100/1 West Bretton vs Garforth 200/1

Max Heritage for Chair 🪑

Set of 🤡s #davenotable

Came in like a wrecking ball #mileycyrus

The fans final…. Garforth vs West Bretton? The big boys Hemsworth and Frickley have got their own way and both host on the 7th July.

Hemsworth and Frickley at home🤔🤔🤔 GET IT DRAWN AGAIN!!!

Investigations into the semi-final cup draws are being undertaken by an independent breakaway group within the PDCL. Lincoln Steele is current favorite for leader of the anti-corruption team

BREAKING NEWS: PDCL WILL RE-DRAW AT 7:45PM. THE REPORTS ARE GARFORTH WILL LOSE BAR TAKINGS SO THEY ARE NOT HAPPY.

We are hearing reports of a lengthy ban to the one of the best bats in the PDCL, could this be a huge mix up in the title race? #DesperateMeasures #SnitchesGetStitches

The thing that keeps me awake at night is ignorance. The ignorance of the younger generation towards overseas players. … But society is failing to educate them and that’s what I do #KeithLard #DogBotherer Max Heritage

Rumour just in! Frickley captain Mathew Pinder was spotted at Kippax cricket bats. From a good source he was asking for 3 bats to be stuck together so he can try and hit one of Adam Rollin balls as he made him look abysmal on Sunday in the Skidmore Final. Frick fall apart again

Richard Miller cancels a raffle when there’s too many entries #sungate

Richard Miller shuts down a gofundme page when there’s too much money raised #sungate

They won the treble in June… Guess the team?

Has the botherer resigned? 🐶

With the departure of a number of clubs from the PDCL. What can the LMC consider to make the league more attractive. Or is it too little too late?

Well that’s that… congratulations to Oulton for the double. That concludes the running of this account. Good luck to all fellow clubs that’s leaving the league. Let’s hope we can remember the PDCL for what it was, not what it’s become. From the team at PDCL News, thank you.

Normanton in the PDCL premiership for the 2026 season. SHIT HOLE. Normanton away in prem on a community field that is 30% crack needles, 60% dog shite, 4% grass and 6% mole holes.