"you can't break up with me, i'll kill myself"

Happy "pretend to be straight for distant relatives" Day ✨

do it xx pic.x.com/wVyCWEoNys

☺️: you're like the annoying big brother I never wanted. Love you Alex 😂

⛄️: cute emoji, it reminds me of Olaf. anyway, I like your fake bby. 💓

I'm going to but my Christmas tree today yas 😌💕💕💕

*buy ugh

When you start talking to a potential bae but he turns out to be another fuck boy

pls ):

@httpjcdi I'll give you /some./ ☺️

@httpjcdi but I want some too 😥

@httpjcdi okay, that's a much better plan.

@httpjcdi thank you ☺️ and you like sour patch kids so that makes you rad already.

it's 2am why am I alive rn

good morning 🍕💕

she needs to grow up like why are you mad

@hoesaintlcyal I need to grow up? you're acting like a fucking 5 year old.

it honestly doesn't even feel like December