What did the sushi say to the bee? Was-a-bee? #SLPeeps

Which month of the year is the shortest? May. It only has three letters. #SLPeeps

What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dill. #SLPeeps

How can you tell spring flowers are friendly? They always have new buds. #SLPeeps

How does the sun listen to music? On the ray-dio. #SLPeeps

What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer. #SLPeeps

Why was the cake wet? It got sprinkled. #SLPeeps

What did one tomato say to another tomato running a race? C'mon! Ketch-up! #SLPeeps

Why did the man fall in the well? Because he could not see that well! #SLPeeps

How does Reese eat her cereal? With-her-spoon! #SLPeeps

What does a house wear? A-ddress! #SLPeeps

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. Know what happened? No pun in ten did! #SLPeeps

Why aren’t koalas considered bears? They don’t have the right koala-fications! #SLPeeps

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”. #SLPeeps

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold? The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees! #SLPeeps

What is the scariest plant? Bam -BOO! #SLPeeps

What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me? #SLPeeps

Why did the egg get asked to leave class? Because it kept telling yokes! #SLPeeps

Why aren't there clocks in the library? Because they tok too much! #SLPeeps

Why are magicians good at school? Because they are good at trick questions! #SLPeeps