BREAKING: Joe Biden is caught on a hot mic telling a thankful supporter in Florida that "nobody fucks with a Biden" to which the man laughs and replies "goddamn right" — presumably in reference to Biden visiting despite Ron DeSantis' presence. RT IF YOU LOVE JOE'S BLUNTNESS!

BREAKING: Massive Jan. 6th bombshell drops — a former Oath Keeper testifies that he believes the militia's leader Stewart Rhodes was in direct contact with one of Donald Trump's Secret Service agents via phone number. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE AGENT MUST BE PROSECUTED!

BREAKING: The Justice Department informs Donald Trump’s attorneys that they don’t believe he has actually returned all of the documents he stole when he left the White House. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE FBI SHOULD RAID ALL OF HIS PROPERTIES!

BREAKING: Former top U.S. Army prosecutor demands that the Justice Department “stop playing games” with our national security and criminally prosecute and indict “classified documents terrorist” Donald Trump. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP MUST BE PROSECUTED AND INDICTED IMMEDIATELY!

BREAKING: Donald Trump rocked by a bombshell as it’s revealed that his former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson is now fully cooperating with the Georgia prosecutor investigating the illegal efforts to overturn the 2020 election. RT IF YOU WANT TRUMP ARRESTED!

BREAKING: GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger reveals during Jan. 6th hearing that Trump ordered U.S. troop withdrawals against ISIS and other terrorists AFTER he knew he lost the election — costing lives in a likely attempt to make a mess for Joe Biden. RT IF YOU SUPPORT PROSECUTING TRUMP!

BREAKING: Washington, D.C.’s Attorney General officially opens an investigation into Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott cruelly trafficking migrants up north because their victims were deceived about what was really happening. RT IF YOU SUPPORT INDICTING DESANTIS AND ABBOTT!

BREAKING NEWS: The January 6 Committee demands that the Secret Service turn over ALL communications that it had with Trump’s white supremacist Oath Keepers before, during, and after the deadly January 6 insurrection. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE JANUARY 6 COMMITTEE!

BREAKING: Ron DeSantis gets terrible news as the Venezuelan migrant who helped his minion Perla Huerta trick asylum-seekers into flying to Martha’s Vineyard flips and begins cooperating with a Texas sheriff’s investigation. RT IF YOU THINK THAT DESANTIS BELONGS IN PRISON!

holy fucking shit, the people who told us not to worry about Roe are now telling us not to worry about Social Security and Medicare. excuse me but I'm going to fucking worry. worry and vote

BREAKING: Georga voters turn out in record numbers for the first day of early voting — 131,318 votes have been cast already compared to just 70,849 ballots on the first day of early voting in 2018 — hopefully a great sign for Democrats. RT IF YOU STILL BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY!

BREAKING: Donald Trump reveals his true loyalties, says Saudi Arabia "has been treated badly by the United States” after the brutal theocratic regime hikes oil prices — it must be noted that the Saudis gifted Jared Kushner $2 billion. RT TO DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!

BREAKING: Mary Trump argues that her uncle Donald should absolutely be “in prison” for being a “mass murderer criminal” because he “politicized the CDC” during the pandemic and “hamstrung” and “prevented” the experts from saving “hundreds of thousands” of lives. RT TO THANK HER!

BREAKING: El Paso exposes Donald Trump, says he STILL hasn’t paid the $500,000 he owes the city for security provided during a 2019 rally there — an unsurprising development since he’s a lifelong conman and crook. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY SHOULD SUE HIM WITH INTEREST!

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton just asked a federal court to order Donald Trump to pay almost $2 million in legal fees after the court tossed out his conspiracy lawsuit against her. Who agrees he should pay EVERY penny?

BREAKING: Trumper Kari Lake is hit with more bad news as a new vote count out of Arizona finds that she is still losing to Democrat Katie Hobbs with 94% of the vote counted, putting Hobbs closer to victory than ever. RT IF YOU’RE GLAD THAT TRUMPER KARI LAKE IS STILL LOSING!

BREAKING: Donald Trump is hit with devastating news as FOX News owner Rupert Murdoch notifies him that FOX News “cannot back” Trump in “another run for the White House.” RT IF YOU’RE GLAD THAT THE TRUMP TRAIN IS CRASHING DOWN IN FLAMES!

BREAKING: In a massive win for Democrats, Congresswoman Katie Porter wins re-election against Republican Scott Baugh in a key California swing district. RT TO CONGRATULATE CONGRESSWOMAN KATIE PORTER!

BREAKING: MAGA Republicans are now attacking the heroic former U.S. Army Major who bravely disarmed the Colorado Springs mass shooter because he was “taking his family down” to a “local drag club” for a “night out.” RT IF YOU THINK THAT MAJOR RICH FIERRO IS A TRUE HERO!

BREAKING: MAGA candidate Herschel Walker attacks his own son Christian for opposing him, calls him “dumb as a brick” and rambles about how he looked like he was from “X-Files” when he was a baby. RT IF YOU CANT WAIT TO SEE WALKER LOSE!