Perhaps the Mail On Sunday could publish a guide to what professional footballers are permitted to spend their money on without attracting negative attention? It may be that we need separate categories according to ethnicity and/or propensity to repeatedly shame the government.

We’ve got rid of some rotten eggs this week . . . but sadly not #HS2 In fact they are chainsawing on regardless of our environmental and biodiversity emergencies and the bill still keeps climbing . So tell me , this ancient oak near Jones Hill Wood . . . or X new hospitals ?

What just happened to my #BRUVS...? Logistical difficulties deploying BRUVS at the Neptune Islands Sasha Whitmarsh Lauren Meyer Dave Harasti Marine & Coastal Research Consortium

We just realised that we only have 380,000 more followers than Laurence Fox, who takes such pleasure in criticising the NHS and its staff. Please follow and RT if you think that gap should be much wider, and let’s show Laurence who the public really support.

Pete, have some Bombay mix while I tell you a story...

Yay! We've been selected by ECOVER UK as a #fertilisethefuture finalist. Bonnie the pupper is very excited about #MCSxEcover (translation 'Please retweet!') #LetsLiveClean Marine Conservation Society Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 Simon Reeve Bryce Stewart @BrendanGodley Inka Cresswell @LizzieRDaly

Looking forward to reading this #OceanOptimism

Tomorrow morning the #WeAreOcean collective rises again. This community is so special. It's an exciting, kind, creative, productive space to work & I don't mind saying I love it. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Montserrat is so beautiful, such a privilege to be working with the good folks here rebuilding their country for the people and their environment... @AmdeepMCS University of Exeter CEC AQUA Montserrat sue ranger (she/her) @BrendanGodley @Darwin_Defra MontserratVolcanoObs

Loved hanging out with this big old girl...

You are seeing the first whale shark ever recorded in the Mediterranean Sea. Filmed by fishermen this week off the Samandag coast of Hatay. Probably came from the Red Sea through the canal.

Anyone up for joining our team to help save the planet?!

In the new Eye, out today: an 8-page special by richard brooks on the tens of millions trousered from the pandemic, the blind eye turned by government to blatant rip-offs, and the ruses used to try to keep it all secret. Do not miss it! In all good newsagents and supermarkets now.

Powerful #ActNowFilm Listen to our youth - COME ON #COP26 DO NOT LET US DOWN! gla.ac.uk/research/cop26… Marine Conservation Society @JustSeaTurtles Bryce Stewart Defra UK

We try to be fair to Laura Kuenssberg on the podcast. But how in hell is it possible to present Johnson’s announcement this afternoon as some kind of political masterstroke — instead of the most desperate, transparent and pathetic U-Turn of the past 20 years?

BBC News at 10 reporting on how “labour shortages are holding back British business”. There’s clearly a newsroom sweep stake on how many stories they can do on the harm #Brexit is inflicting on our economy without mentioning the word. Are they journalists or mice?

Getting down to action for the #MarineTurtles of #Montserrat with University of Exeter & Marine Conservation Society 🐢 In the final #newsletter of 2021, find out how mapping movements of marine turtles around Montserrat will provide evidence for managing important #ProtectedAreas bit.ly/3J8j3D6

@ExeterMarine Wildlife Computers @JustSeaTurtles @BrendanGodley Peter Richardson @AmdeepMCS Discover Montserrat Island of Montserrat Montserrat Radio Echo Governor's Office Montserrat @UKOTBiodiv UK Overseas Territories Conservation Forum UK OT Family Blue Belt Programme 📷 credit Jack Wiggins

Men: Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!! Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself. ⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️

This is an extraordinary find. The blue carbon benefits are one thing, but the #biodiversity that a maerl bed this size must support is even more significant. I hope its future protection is assured. 'Cornwall researchers discover huge ancient seaweed bed' bbc.com/news/uk-englan…