You date dudes with a 401k, meanwhile I got 401k 💰

My girlfriend is allowed to have male friends, she is NOT allowed to make new ones while in a relationship with me

This EBT going crazzyyyyyy 🤣🤣

My boss offered to relocate me to SoCal, lowkey considering it🤔

nobody wants to admit it but having a hybrid 9-5 white collar job in america is the peak of human existence

She asked if she can suck it while I drive; I said that’s cool with me 💅 - Hernan

Probably needed a hug, but I bought a smart fridge instead 🥺

Boys will be boys & Girls just want to have fun

I’m never going to forget this part of my career where I deadass get paid to travel to SoCal every 2 weeks. Stay in nice hotels, go to the beach, work from rooftops 🥰

They knew Paypas before, they don’t know who I’ve become 💯

I know she don’t love me. She just want to bubble

I love my family ❤️

Your main bitch being someone’s wya hoe is crazy 😪

Dudes be happy they can make a girl cum, whole time I’m happy I can make her leave 😪

I hit 100k in my account before I turned 30 on top of being a home owner

I’ll never blame a nigga for being a nigga and a bitch for being a bitch

I have a strong feelings a month from now I’m going to be really happy

What’s Quackin 🦆

Fuck me on this money, that’s a 3some you ain’t have yet 😈

You can’t fight with someone who has nothing to lose