unemployed people be like damn i got splatoon tmr

That's what hours of competitive splatoon doing to mfs 😭

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and our lead illustration researcher has provided this new image featuring Callie, Marina, and some seasonal sweets! Maybe share this with someone close to your heart?

34k likes? All of you name 5 chapters from Touch Me, Touch You

And it will happen again 💅

when the omegaverse fic includes pregnancy, childbirth, postpartum, breastfeeding AND stretch marks

No because

🌞 The Squid Sisters (and Small Fry) send their sunniest, summer salutations! #Splatoon

Me trying to catch up and consume all the pregnant Caitvi event fics

american oomf complaining abt shipping prices to me

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this is how it feels to dm ppl u think are cool first

i’m ending my bloodline with me. no child deserves genetics that lands them in X rank in splatoon

Happy anniversary to Side Order !!!🐙🌟 #Splatoon3 #Splatoonart

how it feels finding a new fanfic and seeing “dryhumping” in the tags

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MOM IM ON THE NEWS ????

if you spot the Red Bull, it’s a sign to cancel your plans and rewatch Arcane this weekend

best combo for masturbating: - havent jerked off in a few days - empty stomach - need to pee a little