“i freaking love why dont you like peach redbull?” JL ‘23

“can i ash this in your driveway?” “buddy. you could take a sh!t in my driveway if you really needed to, just let me go inside first”

“she got hit with ugly stick. many times.” “i just cant get over it” bart ‘23

“bad. not bhad to the bone bad, just fu.king bad” fg ‘23

“youre literally high on addy looking at planners on amazon so you dont forget what you wanna do tomorrow”

“i feel like id have better chances of arguing with a possum and winning than i do with you” -jl ‘23

bag pipes at a funeral hit : rh ‘23

hey Spotify I know no one cares but stop putting vertical replayed videos to songs. the songs are enough

“i could fxck some chilli” ralph ‘23

People die a thousand times to get to who they are you were praying to the heavens in a late train car

“he looks friendly and squishy, turns out hes just an s$hole.” -bart 23

in a world you’ll never satisfy

“whats the occasion?” “its 9/11” bart “‘23

Noeline Hoffman

“we couldve been modest strippers” -cass devore ‘23

It’s funny because it’s true.

"I thought you were a fed." "I thought YOU were a fed!"

Saagar Enjeti on how this war changes American politics forever.